Did you know that When your arrearage hits $2,000, it goes on your credit report?

Did you know these are ten things you might not know about your friend of the court:

1. In the summer and on holidays when you have your kids 50 percent of the time, you still have to pay the full amount. They just changed this one. If you can't feed your kids, oh well. Pay up.

2. When your arrearage hits $2,000, it goes on your credit report. You can get out of credit card and bad mortgage debt, but nobody will help you with this debt. Bankruptcy is not an option. This is your fault.

3. It doesn't matter who left who, or who cheated on who. Michigan is a no-fault state. Quit whining and pay up.

4. Your children, no matter how old, are not allowed in hearings or conferences. They are not important. Your money is. Bring it.

5. Whatever you do, do not do any side work or play in a band. You will regret it.

6. When you lose your job or get laid off, your support amount does not go down. How dare you lose your job. Pay up.

7. You pay the taxes on child support. If you are behind, you do not get tax returns or stimulus checks. Oh well.

8. If you quit your job, you can get a lawyer and health insurance. If you work for minimum wage, forget it. You need to make more money.

9. Don't bother bringing in past-due bills or eviction notices. Not important. If you think your ex is not spending the money on your kids, accountability is not an option. Pay up.

10. It doesn't matter if you or your ex is living with anybody. If you live alone, that's your fault.

If this seems kind of bitter, you would be, too. So I'd like to thank all the real "deadbeat dads" that don't care about their kids for making things harder for the rest of us.

Did you know that copperhead snakes smell like fresh cut cucumbers?

Did you know that:

An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.







The poisonous copperhead smells like fresh cutcucumbers.
























Most snakes have either only one lung, or in some cases, two, with one much reduced in size. This apparently serves to make room for other organs in the highly-elongated bodies of snakes.

















Armadillos can walk underwater.







Some carnivores, rodents, bats and insectivores have a penis bone, called a baculum.

A flamingo can eat only when its head is upside down.

Did you know that Eminem was the first white person to appear on the cover of source magazine?

Did you know that:

Eminem became the first white person to be featured on the cover of The Source magazine.

The Marshall Mathers LP when released in May 2000. sold 1.76 million copies in its first week, breaking the records set by Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle

as the fastest-selling hip hop album and Britney Spears' ...Baby One More Time

as the fastest-selling solo album in United States history.

Q magazine named "Stan" the third-greatest rap song of all time. What do you think?

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Did you know that Color Purple hold the record for nominations with out a single win, 11

Did you know that:



These men Direct Themselves to Acting Oscars

Laurence Olivier, Hamlet, 1948


Roberto Benigni, Life Is Beautiful, 1998








The Color Purple holds the record for most nominations without a single win, it was nominated for 11 Academy Awards.





The Lord of the Rings the Return of the King (2003) holds the record for most Oscar nominations 11 without a single loss.









That these two films received the most-nominations 14.
“All about Eve” (1950)

and “Titanic” (1997).








Sofia Coppola is the only American woman to be nominated for an Academy Award® in the Directing category?
in 2003 for “Lost in Translation.”

Did you know that it takes 20,000 light bulbs to make the Eiffel Tower sparkle?

Did you know that:



More than 20 million seahorses are harvested each year for folk medicinal purposes. The world seahorse population has dropped 70 per cent in the past 10 years.









It takes 20,000 light bulbs to make the Eiffel Tower sparkle at night and there are 2,500,000 rivets holding it together; the total weight of the tower is 10,100 tons. They use 60 tons of paint each repainting campaign, every 7 years in it's entirety. 1,665 steps in the East pillar take you to the top, the hieght to the top of the flage pole is 312m, if including the antennas it is 324 m.




*The African baobab tree (adansonia digitata) blossom opens only to moonlight and it is pollinated by bats .. the fruit bats.





When a female horse and a male donkey mate, the off-spring is called a mule; but when a male horse and a female donkey mate, the off spring is called a HINNY




Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Shaghoopal

Did you know that the the average driver will be locked out of their car nine times?

Hyperpolysyllabicomania is a fondness for big words.

If you suffer from geophagia then you have a compulsive urge to eat soil.







There are more mobile phones in UK than there are people.







The average driver will be locked out of their car nine times during their life time (yes, men are in the stats).



















Hong Kong has the world's largest double-decker tram fleet in the world







The words silent and listen have the same letters. Santa and Satan do too

Did you know the oldest dog was 29 years old

Did you know that:


The Labyrinth fish are a group known for their ability to breath atmospheric oxygen in the event the water they live in becomes depleted of oxygen or polluted!








The worlds heaviest as well as longest dog ever recorded was an Old English Mastiff named Zorba. In 1989, Zorba weighed 343 lbs. and was 8 feet





The tallest dog on record was named Shamgret Danzas. He was 42 inches tall (at the shoulder!) and weighed 238 lbs





The smallest dog in history was a tiny Yorkie from Blackburn, England. At two years of age and fully grown this little dude was an incredible 2.5 inches tall by 3.75 inches long! He weighed only 4 ounces! HE was approximately the size of a matchbox.





The oldest dog that has been reliably documented was an Australian cattle-dog named Bluey. He was put to sleep at the age of 29 years and 5 months!