The AVN Awards are movie awards sponsored and presented by the American adult video industry trade magazineAVN (Adult Video News) to honor exceptional performance in various aspects of the creation and marketing of American pornographic movies. They are called the "Oscars of porn".[1][2][3] The AVN Awards comprise nearly 100 categories, some of which are analogous to industry awards offered in other film and video genres, and others that are specific to pornographic/eroticfilm and video.
AVN sponsored the first AVN Awards ceremony in February 1984. The award ceremony occurs in early January during the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, in Las Vegas, Nevada. The 2008 AVN Awards were scheduled to air on Showtime on March 14, 2008 at 12am ET/PT [4].
Awards for gay adult video were a part of the AVN awards from the 1986 ceremony through the 1998 ceremony. The increasing number of categories made the show unwieldy and for the 1999 ceremony AVN Magazine began hosting the GayVN Awards, an annual adult movie award event for gay adult video.
In order to be eligible for a given year's AVN Awards, a title must have been released between October 1 of two years before and September 30 of one year before, and it must be available either from at least 10 wholesale or at least 100 retail outlets by the deadline of September 30 of the preceding year.
Did you know that the AVN Award's name is Woody? There are many award categories, which are as follows: Note: "Film" and "Video" refer to the medium on which the title was produced; all of the titles are direct-to-video releases.
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ..Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .....Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are ! like .Chocolate Bars! .... Sw eet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inchesyou'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots .. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
At least her friends think so. They told her to paint "ATTN: Police Please Do Not Pull Me Over Just Because I'm Pretty" on the rear windshield of her car because the bubbly blonde was constantly being pulled over.
Dasha, a Washington state resident who wasn't willing to give her last name, claims to have been stopped by police for speeding 30 times in the cities of Bellevue, Kirkland and Seattle, and only received two citations — both of which were dismissed.
Good luck? Maybe good looks is more like it.
(KIRO Seattle)
Deborah Horne, a reporter for CBS Seattle affiliate KIRO, was eating dinner with her video photographer earlier this week when she saw the unusual message on a car parked nearby.
Curious, Horne approached the driver, who said the sign written on the back window of her car helps with unwarranted traffic stops.
After the sign was put on her window a month ago, the blonde has says she has not been stopped by officers. They just read the message and smile.
What do you think?
Is "Dasha" hot enough to stop traffic or a traffic cop?
Did you know that Space shuttle Discovery and its seven astronauts took a cross-country detour and landed safely in California on Friday after stormy weather prevented them from returning home to Florida for the second day in a row?
Did you know that NASA prefers Florida landings because the cross-country ferry trip, which involves transporting the shuttle atop a modified jumbo jet, costs $1.7 million and takes more than a week?
Did you know that the shuttle logged 5.7 million miles with it last trip in space?.
Did you know that Neil Armstrong, was the first person to walk on the moon in (1969)?
Did you know that the first human in space was Russian Yuri Gagarin, who was launched into space on April 12, 1961 aboard Vostok 1 and orbited around the Earth?
Did you know that the first woman in space was Russian Valentina Tereshkova, she launched in June 1963 aboard Vostok 6?
Did you know that Alan Shepard was the first American and second person in space on May 5, 1961?
Did you know that Nas was ordered to pay his ex wife $55k a month in child support?
Did you know that Kelis wanted Nas to pay a forensic accountant who will look into his money to see how much he’s really holding so she can get more on top of lawyer fees. Plus, the mortgage on their home in L.A.?
3. Tyrese Gibson and Norma
Tyrese Gibson and Norma
Did you know that during this divorce Tyrese paid a one time lump sum of $42, 500, $6,230 in child support, paid for all attorney fees including his own of course?
Did you know that Norma kept all gifts and jewels received during their marriage and Tyrese will buy Norma her Range Rover when the lease is up?
Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee
4. Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee
Did you know that mogul Russell Simmons is expected to pay$480,000 a year in child support, $18,000 a month for maintenance of their home in New Jersey (which was eventually put up for sale), and provide her with a new car every two years valued at no less than $60, 000?
5. Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe
Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe
Did you know that the ex wife of the late “King of Pop”, Debbie Rowe managed to get $8.5 million, an SUV and a Beverly Hills home. + an additional $2 million for entering into a confidentiality agreement?
6. Babyface and Tracey Edmonds Did you know that even though the couple has joint custody of their two children, Babyface parted ways with $70 million dollars in cash, property, stocks, alimony, child support, and a percentage of music publishing?
Lionel Richie and Diane
7. Lionel Richie and Diane
Did you know that although the marriage ended, Diane wanted to maintain the lifestyle she had as his wife?
Did you know that Lionel had to pay $20 million dollars over to Diane?
Did you know that the money was suppose to cover “expenses” she lists as clothes, shoes, accessories, dermatology, hair removal, massages, jewelry, and their son’s $125, 000 boarding school tuition?
8. Paul McCartney and Heather Mills
Paul McCartney and Heather Mills
Did you know that Beatles star Paul McCartney had to pay out $48.7 million dollars to his estranged ex wife Heather Mills?
Did you know that McCartney had to pay an additional $70,000 a year in alimony and child support?
Did you know that $400 million deal with Apple and iTunes for the digital release of the Beatles catalog helped in all of this?
9. Robert Johnson and Sheila Crump
Robert Johnson and Sheila Crump
Did you know that Bob Johnson, the co-founder of BET along with his ex wife Sheila. Bob also made history back in 2005 after becoming the firs African American billionaire?
Did you know that Sheila Crump was right behind him thanks to her settlement of $400 million ($5.5 million for each of the 25 years they were married) making her the first African American female billionaire (move over Oprah)?
Did you know that Crump then turned around and married the judge that presided her divorce?
10. Mel Gibson and Robyn Moore
Mel Gibson and Robyn Moore
Did you know that at the time of their divorced that Mel Gibson was reportedly worth almost $950 million and they never signed a prenup?
Did you know that the average human brain contains approximately 86 billion neurons? These remarkable cells form intricate networks, allowing us to think, feel, and experience the world around us. Each neuron communicates with others through electrical impulses, creating a symphony of thoughts, memories, and emotions. So next time you ponder life’s mysteries, remember that your brain is orchestrating a cosmic dance of neurons!
Did you know what a AVN Award is?
Awards for gay adult video were a part of the AVN awards from the 1986 ceremony through the 1998 ceremony. The increasing number of categories made the show unwieldy and for the 1999 ceremony AVN Magazine began hosting the GayVN Awards, an annual adult movie award event for gay adult video.
Did you know that Lexington Steele is the only actor to have won the AVN Male Performer of the Year Award three times?
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