Did you know how to start a fight?

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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ______________________________ My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..' So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started... ________________________________ I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And that's when the fight started..... ________________________________ My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes", she sighed, "He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since." "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started... ________________________________ When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.  But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. ________________________________ My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started... ________________________________ Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the  van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's how the fight started... ________________________________ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started...... ________________________________ After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office... She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started... ________________________________ My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." And then the fight started........ Now if you didn't know, now you know... To see more did you know that trivia click here

Did you know what hoarding is?

Did you know that Hoarding is a psychological disorder characterized by an inability to throw away any items? 

Did you know that Hoarding may be characterized by an individual who continually purchases or acquires new possessions even when they are not needed? 


Did you know that there are also individuals who are obsessed with one particular type of item, and become obsessed with compiling as many things as possible?

Did you know that for example an individual may feel the need to find as many toasters as possible, this is not someone who collects different styles of toasters, but someone who constantly feels the need to find as many toasters as possible regardless of whether or not they actually work?

Did you know that Hoarding can lead to a number of problems that affect all areas of the individual's life?

Did you know that the biggest impact may be on their personal life.

Did you know that most people have seen one of these individuals appear on television on one of the more popular talk shows such as Oprah? 

These individuals are usually experiencing a number of problems in their lives, including their personal lives.

Did you know that hoarding has led to enormous strain on a relationship as well as leading to some serious arguments and fights, in some situations it led to divorces, or the spouse moving out of the home?

Did you that there are also medical problems associated with hoarding especially if the individual holds onto to things for a long period of time?

Did you know that poor ventilation combined with a water problem can cause serious problems that lead to medical problems that may lead to different types of illnesses?

Did you know that Hoarding is generally related to people who have an unhealthy emotional attachment to things that cross their path on a daily basis?

Did you know that another type of hoarding relates to people who have problems with information processing in their brain. With this type of hoarding the person does not feel an attachment, but their brain simply cannot process the difference between trash and treasure? 

Did you know that a hoarder rather than making the mistake of throwing away something they need, the person holds onto everything?

Did you know that one of the reasons that they are hoarders is because they simply cannot decide what can be thrown away and what needs to be saved?

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Did you know what college team had players win back to back rookie of the year?

 Did you know what college team had back to back rookie of the year in the NBA? 

That would be the Memphis Tigers. They are the only school in history to ever accomplish back to back Rookie Of The Year Winners.

 

 

Those players would be...

2009-10 Tyreke Evans Sacramento

2008-09Derrick RoseChicago

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Did you know what High school players went to the NBA and won rookie of the year?

2003-04 LeBron JamesCleveland

2002-03Amare Stoudemire Phoenix

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Did you know that Bill Gates is not the richest Billionaires in the World's?

1. Carlos Slim Helú

Net Worth:	$53.5 bil
Fortune:	Self Made
Source:	telecom
Age:	70
Country Of Citizenship:	Mexico
Residence:	Mexico City
Education:	Universidad Nacional Autonoma de Mexico, Bachelor of Arts / Science
Marital Status:	Widowed, 6 children

   William Gates III

Net Worth:	$53.0 bil
Fortune:	Self Made
Source:	Microsoft
Age:	54
Country Of Citizenship:	United States
Residence:	Medina, Washington
Education:	Harvard U, Drop Out
Marital Status:	Married, 3 children

1. Warren Buffett

Net Worth:	$47.0 bil
Fortune:	Self Made
Source:	Berkshire Hathaway
Age:	79
Country Of Citizenship:	United States
Residence:	Omaha, Nebraska
Education:	Columbia U, Master of Science; U of Nebraska Lincoln, Bachelor of Arts / Science
Marital Status:	Widowed, 3 children

1. Mukesh Ambani

Net Worth:	$29.0 bil
Fortune:	Inherited and Growing
Source:	petrochemicals, oil & gas
Age:	52
Country Of Citizenship:	India
Residence:	Mumbai
Education:	Stanford U, Drop Out; U Bombay, Bachelor of Arts / Science
Marital Status:	Married, 3 children

1. Lakshmi Mittal

Net Worth:	$28.7 bil
Fortune:	Inherited and Growing
Source:	steel
Age:	59
Country Of Citizenship:	India
Residence:	London
Education:	St Xavier C Calcutta, Bachelor of Arts / Science
Marital Status:	Married, 2 children

1. Lawrence Ellison

Net Worth:	$28.0 bil
Fortune:	Self Made
Source:	Oracle
Age:	65
Country Of Citizenship:	United States
Residence:	Redwood City, California
Education:	University of Chicago, Drop Out
Marital Status:	Married, 2 children

1. Bernard Arnault

Net Worth:	$27.5 bil
Fortune:	Inherited and Growing
Source:	LVMH
Age:	61
Country Of Citizenship:	France
Residence:	Paris
Education:	Ecole Polytechnique, Bachelor of Arts / Science
Marital Status:	Married, 5 children

1. Eike Batista

Net Worth:	$27.0 bil
Fortune:	Self Made
Source:	mining, oil
Age:	53
Country Of Citizenship:	Brazil
Residence:	Rio de Janeiro
Education:	RWTH Aachen University, Drop Out
Marital Status:	Divorced, 2 children

1. Amancio Ortega

Net Worth:	$25.0 bil
Fortune:	Self Made
Source:	Zara
Age:	74
Country Of Citizenship:	Spain
Residence:	La Coruna
Education:	NA
Marital Status:	Married, 3 children

1. Karl Albrecht 

Net Worth:	$23.5 bil
Fortune:	Self Made
Source:	Aldi
Age:	90
Country Of Citizenship:	Germany
Residence:	Mulheim an der Ruhr
Education:	NA
Marital Status:	Married, 2 children

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Did you know that 1000 million equals a billion?

Did you know that 1000 billion is a trillion? .

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Did you know that most forms of albinism are the result of genetically recessive genes?

Did you know what Albinism is? Albinism is a congenital disorder characterized by the complete or partial absence of pigment in the skin, hair and eyes due to absence or defect of an enzyme involved in the production of melanin.

Did you know that Albinism is also called achromia, achromasia, or achromatosis)?

Did you know that Albinism results from inheritance of recessive gene alleles and is known to affect all vertebrates, including humans. The most common term used for an organism affected by albinism is "albino". Additional clinical adjectives sometimes used to refer to animals are "albinoid" and "albinic".
Albinism is associated with a number of vision defects, such as photophobia, nystagmus and astigmatism. Lack of skin pigmentation makes the organism more susceptible to sunburn and skin cancers.


Did you know that most forms of albinism are the result of the biological inheritance of genetically recessive alleles (genes) passed from both parents of an individual, though some rare forms are inherited from only one parent^?


Did you know that In Zimbabwe, the men believe that sex with an albinistic woman will cure a man of HIV has led to rapes (and subsequent HIV infection)?.^[19]

Did you know that in Tanzania, in September 2009, three men were convicted of killing a 14-year-old albino boy and severing his legs in order to sell them for witchcraft purposes^?

Did you know many animals with albinism lack their protective camouflage and are unable to conceal themselves from their predators or prey; the survival rate of animals with albinism in the wild is usually quite low^? However the novelty of albino animals has occasionally led to their protection by groups such as the Albino Squirrel Preservation Society.

Albino Red-necked Wallaby	Snowflake, the only known albino gorilla	An albino Wistar rat, a strain commonly used for both biomedical and basic research.	Albino deer
An Albino American Alligator	European Mole (Talpa

 

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Did you know the top five rushing quarterbacks?

Did you know what quarterback led the NFL in rushing yards?












That man is

Randall Cunningham, he is the all-time leading rusher for NFL quarterbacks. From 1985 through 2001, he managed to gain 4,928 yards. 

1.

Randall Cunningham - 4,928

2. Steve Young – 4,239

3. Michael Vick – 3,859

4. Fran Tarkenton – 3,674

5. Steve McNair – 3,590

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