That the tax man will:
Tax your bed,
Tax your table
and will tax your table where you are fed.
Tax your tractor,
Tax your mule,
Tax your work,
Tax your pay,
Tax your cow,
Tax your goat,
Tax your pants,
Tax your coat.
Tax your ties,
Tax your shirt,
Tax your work,
Tax your dirt.
Tax your tobacco,
Tax your drink,
Tax your mind if he
Tries to think.
Tax your cigars,
Tax your beers,
Tax your car,
Tax your gas,
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'
Did you know when you are
gone,Do not relax,
For now its hammer time...
They begin with
inheritance tax..
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Did you know all these taxes existed?
Did you know that none of these taxes existed 100 years ago?
Did you know that our
nation was the most prosperous in the world.?
Did you know we had absolutely no national debt, had the largest
middle-class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids?
Did you know what happened? Some people called them Democrats while others call them Republicans... I just call them 'politicians?'
Did you know I still have to 'press 1' for English !?! wow!
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